Every now and then I find my self laughing at the way people act around here. Not at them, just....well okay at them but I can't help it. I'm not better than them, but it's just so damn funny that I want to put it down.
1. On the subway, a guy jumps onto the train and starts throwing little cards with ads on empty seats. It's pretty much a drive-by because he's relaly flipping them fast. But then he accidentally throws one in the face of this middle-aged guy that's eating gawd knows what on the subway. The guy goes "aiyahh! !@&(*#&!" and runs after the guy to yell at him, leaving his breakfast and bag on the floor. I start laughing uncontrollably cuz the guy with the cards is trying to sprint away from him.
2. It's noon and I'm walking to get some lunch and see this guy sleeping under a tree on the sidewalk. Face up, snoring and using a bottle of half empty Pepsi for a pillow. The only problem is the bottle keeps rolling off and he keeps bobbing off. If this isn't a great ad for Pepsi then I don't know what is.
3. This really abnoxiously loud man is talking on the cellphone on the subway and he's just f*cking loud. When he finally starts to get off the subway at a stop, he slips and drops his cellphone through the crack between the platform and the car. He quickly bends down to try and grab it but the door starts to close and boy it's fast. The door slams into his butt and clips his head for a second, holding him there until it reopened. He quickly jumped off to yell at the conductor and everyone laughs.
The above stories really did take place and I'm sure there will be more.
2 comments:
The 2nd one is funnier than the other two. I was really laughing at the Pepsi pillow one. haha
i also luv the Pepsi one,
so funny.
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